alright, so you got you beers and alchohol with ur juices and sodas on one side from the pantry suggestedly as follows
small splash of corona
(and for the cheap americans you got your regular budweiser that can work just as well =D )
small splash of chinese lager beer
small splash of chinese yuengling beer
half a can of sierra mist
haqlf a can of sprite
3 drops of red gatorade
2 drops of orange juice
pour em all in and do not, i repeat, do not mix. Mixing these liquids will ruin the taste and prove to be way too strong to intake. After a few seconds, then let it settle and vuala, you have your cupid's ying yang.
However this is powerful so do not drink more than a few shots at a time.