Ders

Preparation time: 30-45mins
Cooking time: depends

Difficulty:
Serves: 2 or more

Dietary guidance: v v 

Ingredients

James Bond - Casino Royale
Strong Allcohol - preferrably gin or vodka
Mix for alcohol - preferably something that hides the strong taste of the alcohol

Method

Put on James Bond Movie
Excuse yourself just before scene when Bond comes out of water wearing his ginch, bathing suit to some...
Prepare strong fruity, juicy drink in impressive glass with a little something like a cherry or strawberry in it, maybe make it an ice drink...
Bring Old Lady drink just as scene of Bond being practically naked is ending...
Wait till alcohol absorbs into blood stream, varies according to metabolism, weight, food consumption....
Make your move and Voila! You gonna get some Ders!